January 2011
I'm jealous of girls that:
kimmando:
are naturally beautiful.
make silly faces and still look cute.
eat as much as they want but they don’t get weight.
look cute in “bummy” clothes.
have a flawless face, no pimples/blemishes.
have beauty and brains.
have an ass.
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My parents are back.
glabalaba:
They’re very drunk, and complaining that I spent the night on my own, rather than going out with them.
They said they felt guilty leaving me here, and don’t understand that I’m quite content with sitting on my own eating chocolate, drinking wine and watching cartoons.
And I wasn’t alone. I had Tumblr. Which is an excellent substitute for reality.
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My 18 year old sister proving she saw Harry Potter...
Sister: Then, Vladimor gets the wand from some dead guy...
Then he goes PSSSHHHHHHH with electricity
Me: SOME DEAD GUY? SOME DEAD GUY? OMG.
It's wrong to see those terrible words come out of...
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
khrystynaaaa:
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people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
December 2010
no one has the fucking right to tell you that...
imjustaboywithadream:
no one. fuck anyone who ever has the god damn nerve to tell you that. people change, yes. but does anyone ever have the actual right to tell that you’ve changed? no. they don’t fucking know you. only YOU know YOU. don’t EVER take that shit, from anyone, ok? no one deserves to be told that. you are simply a human being, nothing more and nothing less.
LOVE YOUR BONES: at the grocery store, sometimes... →
myholloweyes:
denutrition:
bullymia:
the girl who walks slowly up and down every aisle in a daze. the one who stops and considers all the flavors of soup, the types of crystal light on the shelves. the girl who picks up three different flavors of green tea. the girl who spends twelve minutes examining the vitamin aisle. you will probably see her standing still, staring up at the wall of...
TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
-fuckthesystem:
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
- THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS.
- WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK
What if a guy actually wanted to date me...
oli-sykes:
halloweenjesus:
0tt3r:
6578.) I wish I were skinny so I could wear all...
heyyitsdei-deactivated20110101 asked: Not that much. I only read manga when I feel like it lol. How have you been? (:
heyyitsdei-deactivated20110101 asked: Not that much. I only read manga when I feel like it lol. How have you been? (:
Thanks guys, I'll be answering these later.
thisnigguhjordan:
"I want a body with sharp edges," I say after...
Those girls who can make a silly face and still...
mydeadlylullaby:
Why can’t I do that? Every time I make a silly face, I look like
Confession; I have never seen a Star Wars movie....
So when boys say, "Justins gay"..
belieb-in-love:
theres me, and im like,
seriously?!
listen foool,
he sings about girls.
he talks about girls.
he has girls in his videos.
he has kissed girls.
he loves beyonce?!
and can you sing?
can you even get a girl?
do you have a most viewed video on youtube?
have you even kissed a girl?
er, probably not.
nuff said.
The face I make when an unbelievably stupid girl...
takingheartsasornaments:
steffysteffysteffy:
like, “who invented walking?” .. oh yes, it’s been asked.
"Crush" days
alyaae:
You can’t properly eat when he’s around.
You can’t do anything normal when he’s around.
You get clumsy whenever you pass him.
You get fvcking nervous.
You pretend talking to someone when you pass him and his friends.
You pretend doing something when he’s around.
You can’t make eye-to-eye contact.
You can’t turn when you get the feeling he’s staring at you.
You do things to...
I love those days when you just DONT GIVE A FUCK
maariieee:
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
When someone cute calls me cute.
secretsbest:
veronique-:
fuuckthatshit:
or
When people tell me they don't like to read:
butterbeerlove:
That awkward moment when you tell your parents...