i always loose followers during dead week and finals week
i see no difference
my reaction to someone telling me they don’t like chicken literally the same as obama’s to nuclear war
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
'if you're going through hell, keep going' - Winston Churchill (Stitching Art)
i posted this like 2 hours ago?
happy fathers day
but im not a dad
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” —George Santayana
theyre like a different species
Jinx is my favorite character, next to BB, and I still don’t know if I liked the fact she turned against her own team, or not.
I absolutely love her.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game