Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff.
Call me Michelle~
if you don't like Luna x Harry GET OUT
I love a lot of things mostly
and a bunch of other heartbreaking things
My Stupid College Adventures
THINGS LINDA SHOULD SEE
You do not choose your recovered weight, shape, or dress size.
That’s the whole point.
You let go of the ‘control’, and let your body maintain its own optimal size (which it is perfectly capable of, without restriction/calorie counting/workouts ‘just in case’).
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
He actually did thank the trans community but Tumblr is so desperate to hate him they are spreading false rumours about him being a rapist.
I think that speaks for itself.
How do my professors expect me to write an essay about a question that can be answered in a paragraph
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
i have never received a better text in my entire life
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
*smiles widely* I’ve got the knife. Who’s first?
i love them
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck
In love with this
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
Lux ATL (via stripperina)