when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of
dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Get to Know Me Meme → Favorite Female Characters [2/5]: Luna Lovegood
We should be less concerned about the group and focus on the fact that they are leaving.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
90% of my anxiety in a text post
-He asked if Annabeth was my girlfriend-
4 years, six books later,
“I had a crush on Percy,” Nico spat. “That’s the truth. That’s the big secret.”
crying because nico di angelo used to be so sweet and cute and would get so excited about things that he couldn’t even stand still.
i love panic at the disco because i don’t love myself
cigarettes are soooo nasty
LOL, howabout no
you put up a compelling argument
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms
How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?
because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
my dad just saw the red eclipse outside and now he’s hopping around trying to convince me that he has super powers like… wtf? go to bed dad you are a grown ass man and it is 3 AM no you cannot fly
3 am? Message delivered at 9:49?
crazy right? I mean it’s not like a person can just have conversations about past events later on in the day thats so weird
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your